Monday, 13 December 2010
Do you know why I am writing this Blog, because I am sick of getting boring not funny text messages. I also hate the funny text messages that are not funny, ya know the ones that are just so bad taste. So we the team at Quotes and Sayings decided bugger it, let's get the best and top 20 Funny Text Messages To Send and share them.
Anyways I think the 20 Funny Text Messages To Send to yer friends listed below will make ya laugh and if they don't then yer a borin fart.
"If I were to make a dictionary: CUTE=you; SWEET=you; THOUGHTFUL=you; GOOD LOOKING=you; GORGEOUS=you; LIAR=me!"
"Newsflash: Police are looking for a suspect who's smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They've already eliminated you from the list of suspects. Where do you think I should hide?"
"Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. That's enough bout me. How about you?"
"The only person who can make her smile is a dentist."
"What is the difference between cute and feeling cute? Cute is the one who sent this and feeling cute is the one reading this."
"For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"
"If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit."
"If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long."
"One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you."
"This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."
"You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance."
"You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you "
"God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!"
"I once sniffed Coke, but the ice cubes blocked my nostrils."
"I wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox!"
"A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home."
"Whats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 20 pounds and a mother-in-law."
"How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later"
"NEWSFLASH !! Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for £1, No Strings attached,
but for a limited period only, a bloody good deal!"
"Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory."
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