Funny Birthday Messages, Funny Birthday Card Messages, Funny Birthday Messages and being a funny guy I like to send both a Funny Birthday Card and funny birthday messages.
The good news for you lot is I have gathered a collection of 20 of the best Funny Birthday Messages so you can use them so yer friend will think yer as funny and as cool as me, enjoy the funny birthday messages.
"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest."
"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter."
"Don’t worry about your future, I am sure you will have a bright one, don’t worry about the past, you can't change it, don’t worry about the present, I have not got one for you!"
"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional."
"You should really celebrate on your birthday, take TWO naps today."
"Some words of wisdom for your birthday, "Smile while you still have teeth!"
"It's ok to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I've already alerted the fire department."
"You're not old until you can't read this writing anymore. (written in real small text)"
"You've survived another year. Although you're older, it's better than the alternative. Congratulations!"
"Is it getting hotter in here or is it just all the candles on your cake?"
"I'm not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are."
"I'll always think of you as someone older than me. Happy Birthday."
"You know you're getting old when you walk up the stairs and call it excercise. Happy Birthday!"
" Forget your past, it's already done. Forget your present, too; because I forgot."
"Better to be over the hill than burried under it."
"Remember when 50 seemed old? If you weren't so old you would!"
"Admitting that you're 30 usually comes around when you turn 40"
"The great thing about 40 is that 50 no longer seems old"
"21 year olds are dreamers. May all of your wishes come true"
"The only birthday worse than your 50th will be your last!"
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